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Jamie Oliver's Horrific Penis Incident Has Us All SQUIRMING

It sounds like Jamie Oliver earned himself the title 'The Naked Chef' for more reasons than one.

Oliver recently revealed that a few years ago things did NOT go to according to plan when he tried to impress his wife Jools by getting naked and serving her up a special meal for Valentine's Day.

The 41-year-old restaurateurs' manhood dangled over the oven when he went to pull out a dish, and the heat SCORCHED the end of his precious jewels.

Oliver told The Graham Norton Show, “I was cooking naked at home while preparing a whole sea bass and I had a new fan-assisted oven"

“When I opened the door a jet of hot steam attacked my manhood."

“It was a weird thing in life - the worst and best time in my life. Worst because the pain was so bad, but best because my private parts expanded.”

His penis quite literally ballooned. 

“Sadly it didn’t turn out to be the romantic night I had planned. I ended up sitting with some frozen Green Giant (peas) on my old fella,” he said.

That my friends, is one VERY painful Valentine's Day dinner. 

We highly doubt poor Jamie will be getting his kit off in the kitchen again.

Source: Yahoo News


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