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A Man Has SNAPPED HIS PENIS And We're Never Having Sex Again

Here's a cautionary tale for anyone who's trying to shake things up in the bedroom/ a story guaranteed to have you crossing your legs extra-tight: A man has been rushed to hospital after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex. 

We're not talking a snapped frenulum (that thick piece of tissue that connects your penis to the foreskin) here, either; we've got a full-on case of fractured peen.

According to The Daily Telegraph, the 59-year-old was getting hot and heavy with his girlfriend when he decided to give a new, daring, presumably tantric position a go.

Safe to say things didn't go to plan; the Vietnamese lothario reportedly heard "a deafening crack" before his body was flooded with indescribable pain.

Mai Ba Tien Dung, a doctor at the hospital in Ho Chi Minh City, said they were shocked at the man's injury, which only occurs once in every thousand cases - and only with a full erection.

"The organ was swollen and bruised," he said. "But also certainly broken at the joint."

Along with a dedicated team, Dr Dung spent hours in surgery stitching the poor man's penis back together, which had snapped right where it connects to the body.

"The case of this 59-year-old patient is rare," Dr Dung continued, explaining that symptoms include "a clear 'crack' that is accompanied by a sharp pain."

"Without timely surgery, the patient can suffer from a deformed and curved penis and erectile dysfunction."

If that doesn't convince you to stick to missionary tonight, we don't know what will. 

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