Check Out This Video Of People Being Wedged Into A Train
Check out how these train conductors in Japan cram people into the trains like twisties into a toddler's mouth on their birthday.
And the emotionless expression on the face of the poor guy getting both rammed into a packed train AND crushed by the doors. He looks like he knows all the Secrets of the Universe.
On the upside, you could leave the house in un-ironed clothes and arrive at work freshly-pressed.
Other important points to consider:
What happens when you need to get off?
How do you move away from the creepy guy?
Oh God, the farts.