People Are Making Their Beards Look Like Christmas Trees
Congrats, hipsters. You can now get amongst the christmas spirit in a whole new way.
There's a business dedicated to supplying beard ornaments (or "beardaments"... Get it...) so that hairy men can "season up their beard."
People are literally making their faces look like Christmas trees and it's an extraordinary blend of brilliant and tragic.
The Beardaments website sells a collection of 12 facial hair baubles with a mini-clip so they're easy to put on and remove.
They claim that they're aiming to "get your beard excited for the holidays"...
Because yes, up until now, beards have been experiencing extreme dejection at this time of year. Thank GOD this business has come to the rescue. #NotAllHeroesWearCapes.