Woman Finds Husband's Tinder Profile, Makes A Few Changes
How did we ever shame cheaters before the internet?
Like, there was always the option of cutting the crotch out of all of their jeans or hanging a giant sign by the side of the highway calling them out for their infidelity, but you couldn't really reach THAT many people.
Nowadays, though, you can take screenshots of pretty much anything - including your husband's brand spanking new Tinder profile - and upload them to Facebook where people like Lad Bible find them and pass them on.
"Hey, my name is Mike," the altered dating description reads. "I'm married with two kids.
"I have a tiny dick that is STI-infested. My wife found my profile if you can't tell and I don't know yet that she's talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me.
"I'm a piece of shit who doesn't give a flying f*ck about anyone but myself.
"I have been talking and cheating so long, don't be sad if I don't remember your name because I send the same generic shit to all you girls.
"Feel free to blow me up with hate mail."
The pièce de résistance here has to be the profile photo - we're assuming this wasn't the original pic Mike was using to woo girls - but the change is so simple, yet so effective.
10/10 for this one, unnamed wife. We're impressed.