You've Been Eating Pizza Like An Uncultured Swine
You've been eating pizza like a terrible, awful, savage, garbage person. Here's how you do it for reals:
Put the knife down sis, or you're a total bogan. FOLD FOLD FOLD.
"Wallet-style" is how you're meant to consume your favourite carb-loaded saucy treat.
You can full-pizza-fold:
Or if you a skinny person, do a skinny fold and go for the single-slice-fold.