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There's A Type Of Honey That Can Get You HIGH

High honey!

You know how, when you want a spoonful of honey to stir through your tea or drizzle over your crumpets or puddle on your porridge, you just pop to the corner shop?

Well spare a thought for the mountain climbers in Nepal who, quite literally, risk their lives to get their hands on a pot of the runny stuff; the daredevils dangle off the edges of pretty hectic cliffs - on bamboo ladders - to harvest the honey from the largest bees in Europe.

And it's not just the huge stingers and sheer drops that could kill them; the honey itself has been cultivated from the nectar of toxic rhododendron flowers, causing vomiting and nausea in all who ingest it.

If someone could give OH&S a ring, that'd be great.

So why-oh-why are these locals dying to get their hands on condiment that could potentially kill them?

Because it's funny runny honey. They get buzzed

Now you know why Winnie-the-Pooh was so gosh-darn cheerful all the time.

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Nicknamed "Mad Honey" by the locals, the toxins in the syrup mess with the vagus nerve, the system tasked with controlling your heart, lungs and digestion; the vomiting is so extreme that warriors used to use it as a weapon, poisoning their enemies in what is quite possibly the best revenge-is-sweet set-up we can think of.

But the honey also alters mental state, causing hallucinations, and can even enhance sexual performance.

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And all you have to do is hang off the side of a mountain with close to no protective gear and risk being stung to death.

Simple. 

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