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Perth Boy, 7, On Why Goldilocks Is A Crim Has Us Convinced

The story of Goldilocks seems like a pretty innocent childhood story, but for one Perth child, she should be locked up for thirty years.

Similar to the way the story works in threes, Myles, 7, gave three reasons in his Year 2 argument on why ‘Goldilocks is a criminal’.

Flanked with drawings he presented the facts, “Firstly, she broke into the bear’s house.”

“Secondly, she ate baby bear’s porridge.”

“Finally, she broke baby bear’s chair.”

But it was the last line that truly showed Myles’ harsh disdain for those who break the law.

“Because Goldilocks is a criminal, I believe she should go to jail for thirty years.”

Case closed. 

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