Why Won't This Jogger Stop Pooping On Woman's Lawn?
One family from Colorado Springs in the US is feeling very confused as to how this has all happened, but after weeks of complaining about a woman jogging in their neighbourhood whom they have aptly named 'The Mad Pooper', police have finally stepped in.
And why? Because the woman will not stop defecating (yep you read that right) outside their house!!
Literally...what has the world come to.
Apparently, Cathy Budde, the woman whose house has become the victim of the jogger's bathroom habits, has said that it was her children that first caught the woman in the disturbing act.
"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like...'are you serious?" she said.
Ms Budde then confronted the jogger saying, "Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?' She's like, 'Yeah, sorry!"
But that sorry was far from genuine, because this was not the only time that the woman pooped on their front lawn.
According to Ms Budde, it occurs at least once a week and has been going on for almost SEVEN weeks!
"Two other times we've caught her - caught her yesterday - she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching," continued Ms Budde.
After failing to get the woman to stop, the Colorado Springs Police Department have now become involved and they are seeking any information about the unidentified jogger, and have admitted they've never seen anything like this before.
"It's abnormal, it's not something I've seen in my career," said Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti.
"For someone to repeatedly do such a thing...it's uncharted territory for me."
Though the police department have stated that this is a serious offence and the woman could be facing charges of indecent exposure and public defecation.
While they don't yet know the woman's motives, they believe that she is not acting in an emergency bathroom situation and that it is actually intentional.
"There's plenty of public restrooms less than a block away from where she's targeting. This is intentional," said Ms Budde.
The woman even brings her own napkins with her to clean up, but leaves those behind also after using them.
So if you thought you had bad neighbours...well just be thankful you've never come across someone as DISGUSTING as this!!
Let's hope they catch "The Mad Pooper" as soon as possible before she starts targeting others...