A man in the Netherlands was in critical condition in hospital after he stuffed FIFTEEN hard-boiled eggs up his backside!

It’s no real surprise that the 29-year-old man was high on drugs at the time.

It’s believed he was under the influence of the date rape drug GHB, when he started boiling eggs with his partner, peeled them and decided to put them into his bottom.

As you do.

According to the Dutch Magazine for Healthcare, the man suffered stomach pains later that night before being rushed to hospital.

One doctor said: “Upon arrival the patient had tachycardia [a heartbeat of 120 beats per minute] and tachypnoea [29 rapid breaths per minute].”


“Physical examinations showed abdominal guarding over the entire stomach.”

“The eggs were removed as well as we could and the abdominal cavity was thoroughly rinsed.”

The eggs caused a rapture of his gastrointestinal wall, which had to be sewn up by the doctors.

The doctor said: “After the operation, the patient was monitored in intensive care for a short time. “After several days he could leave the hospital in a clinically good condition.”

Maybe next time the guy will decide to use his eggs to make a nice caesar salad instead!

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