Compiled from Twitter, we thought we’d share with you the best things that people have ‘overheard’ this past weekEND.
God, you gotta love nosy people.
Overheard at the bar:
Man: Give me a tequila shot. It’s been a long week.
Bartender: Long week? It’s only Tuesday.
Man: Give me two tequila shots.
— Jim Thomsen (@Jimthomsen) July 11, 2018
I overheard the guy behind me at Chick-fil-A today tell someone that this was his 5th time today and honestly that’s the life I’m trying to live
— CC (@CMalehorn) July 11, 2018
*overheard at Disney*
“The devil loses and the princesses win, right mom?!”
— Kayla☀️ (@McKayla_L) July 11, 2018
Overheard at Trader Joe’s: “I want to hurry so we don’t have to rush.”
— Tristan 🗽 (@tristanmarie) July 11, 2018
Overheard son talking to his friend, “My mom sometimes talks to much but she’s actually pretty good at roasting people.”
He’s got me figured out.
— Dana Kazel (@danakazel) July 10, 2018
overheard in coffee shop:
girl 1: how’d it go with jake?
girl 2: ugh he ate half a pizza and went to sleep.
i feel you jake.
— anxious/avoidant spice (@actuallyjustali) July 10, 2018
Overheard today in Southie:
*girl looking at real estate listings in window*
Her: “I really want to buy something”
Her bf: “you have like three dollars.”
I feel u sis
— Emily Rose (@emily__crocker) July 11, 2018
I overheard a kid trying to convince his mum that “a thousand is not a real number” on my way to the subway.
I’m still cracking up about this.
— Ash Wednesday (@glitterbomb_omb) July 10, 2018
“Our flight time will be approximately 69 minutes”
— Mike Abbondondolo (@MAbbs45) July 13, 2018
today i overheard a girl telling a boy she eats grass. not salad but literal grass…with syrup
— αmeliα bαll (@ameliaaball) July 13, 2018
Just overheard someone say “deep-fried spaghetti on a stick”… ummmm where does this exist and can I have it?
— Danielle Sacco (@DanielleSacco) July 13, 2018
Overheard in @tacobell: “I just can’t believe they would do this. I’ve been coming here for 15 YEARS and I always get the half pound burrito. And they just TAKE IT OFF THE MENU? what was corporate thinking?”
— Emily Gargulinski (@HeyGargs) July 12, 2018
Overheard in LA: “Kale, it’s a conspiracy. I’m telling you, it’s a made up food, it’s not real.”
— Mona Holmes (@monaeatsLA) July 13, 2018
“That balloon probably cost millions! Think of all the good that money could have done! So ridiculous!”
“You don’t really know how much balloons cost do you?” pic.twitter.com/Kc5xzfIHB4
— Of House Riddell (@TheInsaneRobin) July 14, 2018