Jodie and Soda are pretty damn sure that they’ve found a sure-fire way to tell how spicy your relationship is.

Go and grab your phone, open your messages app and take a look at the last message your partner sent you.

Is it a hot tamale of a text or a cold, clinical instruction about how the “sausages for dinner are defrosting in the sink”?

Take a listen to the just how spicy the texts are on the phones of Jodie, Soda, Producer Thom, Newsreader Maz and some friends of the show: