You’re about to see Sloths, the beloved slow-pokes of the jungle, in a whole new light: AS THE MURDERS THEY ARE!
Well, kinda, not really. There’s a movie coming out at the end of this month that features an adorable sloth that kills. According to the synopsis on NME “Emily Young, a senior, wants to be elected as her sorority’s president. She adopts a cute sloth, thinking it can become the new mascot and help her win, until a string of fatalities implicate the sloth as the main suspect in the murders.”
Looks like the new phase of crazy-animals movies (‘Cocaine Bear’, ‘Cocaine Shark’, ‘Crackoon’, etc) isn’t ending anytime soon. Brace yourself!